WORLD RELIGIONS

TAO

“SHIT HAPPENS.”

HARE-KRISHNA

“SHIT HAPPENS, RAMA, RAMA, DING, DING.”

HINDUISM

“SHIT HAPPENED BEFORE”.

ISLAM

“JUST FOLLOW THE SHIT.”

ZEN

“WHAT IS THE SOUND OF SHIT HAPPENING.”

BUDDHISM

“WHEN SHIT HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY SHIT.”

7TH DAY ADVENTIST

“SHIT HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS.”

PROTESTANTISM

“SHIT WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER"

CATHOLICISM

“IF SHIT HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT.”

JEHOVA'S WITNESSES

KNOCK, KNOCK, “SHIT HAPPENS”.

MORMON

“SHIT HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.”

JUDAISM

“THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME.

RASTAFARIANISM

LET'S SMOKE THIS SHIT!